{"id":24056,"date":"2015-07-20T14:03:59","date_gmt":"2015-07-20T13:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/?p=24056"},"modified":"2015-07-20T14:09:22","modified_gmt":"2015-07-20T13:09:22","slug":"%c2%a7dierenhumor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/?p=24056","title":{"rendered":"DIERENHUMOR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-24053\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0718\" width=\"2592\" height=\"1936\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718.jpg 2592w, https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718-1024x765.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718-900x672.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2592px) 100vw, 2592px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Het is zomer en bijzonder mooi weer.<br \/>\nAan een prachtig gedekte tafel<br \/>\nzit ik op het verlaten Doornvlak.<br \/>\nDamasten tafelkleed, servet, bestek &#8211;<br \/>\nalles in orde.<\/p>\n<p>Uit een opening in de grond<br \/>\nrijst een konijntje dat op mij afkomt.<br \/>\nKoksmutsje tussen de oren,<br \/>\neen bordje balancerend<br \/>\nop de toppen van de voorpootjes.<br \/>\nDaarop een puntbroodje, belegd met<br \/>\neen heerlijke filet am\u00e9ricain die weer<br \/>\nrijkelijk bestrooid is met kappertjes.<\/p>\n<p>Hij zet de lekkernij voor mij neer<br \/>\nmaakt een kleine buiging<br \/>\nen blijft afwachtend staan.<br \/>\nIk kijk naar het broodje<br \/>\nwerp een zijdelingse blik op hem,<br \/>\nkijk nog eens en: ja,<br \/>\nwat zijn dat een grote kappertjes!<br \/>\nhet lijken wel konijnenkeutels!<\/p>\n<p>Gedicht: ongepubliceerd<br \/>\nAfbeelding; Het Doornvlak<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-24053\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0718\" width=\"2592\" height=\"1936\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718.jpg 2592w, https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718-1024x765.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0718-900x672.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2592px) 100vw, 2592px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ongepubliceerd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24056"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24060,"href":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24056\/revisions\/24060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ellydewaard.nl\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}